Apparently, they’ve (re) broken the world speed texting records again.  Some kid typed *takes deep breath* 
  “The razor-toothed piranhas of the genera Serrasalmus and Pygocentrus are the most ferocious freshwater fish in the world. In reality they seldom attack a human.”  Hell, I can barely spell serrasalmus, let alone type it.  Here’s a lovely link.  

~nox