Most hotels have 2 phones (one in the room and another in the toilet). I remembered some years back, I dropped the one in the toilet into the bowl by mistake and yes ... I have not flushed it yet. Of course I washed it and the exterior looks pretty clean.

Just a reminder, ignorance is bliss.  :D

Heh, well, speaking on condition of anonymity…one of my friends is a slob, basically doesn’t take his clothes out or clean much of anything.  But anywho, ion a weekend excursion in New York, he was complaining that his bags felt a ‘bit more baggy than usual,’ (that’s a quote) and he started adjusting the things a bit, and a few moments later, a pair of his old underwear dropped out on the ground.  Apparently, he forgot to take his old undergarments out of the pants before wearing them the next day.  Best thing was, it was a tourist packed market side, and the entire place went silent when he dropped them out.  Needless to say….we left pretty dang fast. 
But it sucked to be him for the rest of that wekend. HAHA

~nox