A pirate walks into a bar with a ship’s wheel down his pants. The bartender gives him a funny look and says “Hey, you’ve got a ship’s wheel down your pants.” The pirate turns to him and says “Aye, and it’s driving me nuts.”
Sorry, this sort of site just makes me think of bad pirate jokes.
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The pictures show sceenshots of a P2P software such as Kazaa, and he’s trying to charge 15 bucks with a hotmail account, why do people still fall for these?