It’s hard not to feel like a god among men when people come up to me asking about the virus, even though our email scanner actually catches the virus, just not the bouncebacks.
Co-worker: “I found a suspicous email, what do I do?”
Me: “Did you open it?”
Them: “No.” (Constant repetition has paid off here - they know I will make fun of them)
Me: “Just delete it.”
Them: “Oh.” (Leaving, as if to ponder something profound)
I’ve had this conversation a lot today.